What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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