what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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