What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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