- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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