What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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