- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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