- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

there once was a frog with no leggs

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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