- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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