Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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