- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Who is big and stupid My brother

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Good job, son.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A pope meets another one

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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