"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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cory

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Eric is gay Ha

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hi

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's 9+10? 19

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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i saw amango it splootered

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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