Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Communism hehe xd

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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