A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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