Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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