- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Serbian Film

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

snowglobe

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

jews

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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