Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A guy walks into a bar

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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12/23/2012

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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