Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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