A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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