- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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