- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eric is gay Ha

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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