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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A guy walks into a bar

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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