Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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