- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Where's my baby??

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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