Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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