A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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