What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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I asked her where you were.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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