What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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