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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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