what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

eoin burgin is fat

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

dat shoe shine tho

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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