A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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