To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

deez nuts

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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