- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

. . I am a whale

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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