- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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