- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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