- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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