what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Anti Joke

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