- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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