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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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