If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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