- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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