- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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