- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

All of these jokes are about white people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

knock knock? come in

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Refridgerator.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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