jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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