- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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