- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what's the difference between a duck?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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