- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.