Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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