- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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