How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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richard is fag

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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