BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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guess what what ...

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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