- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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