- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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