- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Mogok Papiti.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A bar walks into a man

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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