- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What page are you on The gay page.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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