Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Guess what What

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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#Getweird

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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