What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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