Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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