Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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XD Jackass.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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