- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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