Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Anti Joke

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